Today I accidentally left the stove on and left the room for three hours, but nothing bad happened so I guess parenting’s not going to be that hard.
Remember when you couldn’t say “idk” without some asshole saying “my bff Jill?”
things straight boys like:
- peeing in troughs
- large belt buckles
- maintaining control of the House and the Senate
I’m ready for spring, but is spring ready for me?