Shake It Up

bestsupportingactor:

Today I accidentally left the stove on and left the room for three hours, but nothing bad happened so I guess parenting’s not going to be that hard.

bestsupportingactor:

Remember when you couldn’t say “idk” without some asshole saying “my bff Jill?”

bestsupportingactor:

things straight boys like:

  • peeing in troughs
  • spitting
  • large belt buckles
  • maintaining control of the House and the Senate

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

(via neptunain)

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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(via satansgoddaughter)