- straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
- lesbian: hi want to be friends
- straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...
- God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
- Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
The boy did my hair and look how cute