Shake It Up

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via mermaidcunnnt)


I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(via pizza)



It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

There needs to be more

(Source: buttsext, via theraunchyplum)


people who tell “It’s so great that your mom accepts you!” need to understand that my boyfriend is going to be allowed to enter her house today for the first time in over two years

i was only allowed inside because she wasn’t home