Shake It Up

lemonade-cat:

spooky-pens:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

peppapigvevo

IM DELETING MY INTERNET

(via rhyse)

  • straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
  • lesbian: hi want to be friends
  • straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...
  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via mermaidcunnnt)